February 2012
132 posts
bases for normal people:
1st: kissing
2nd: kinky stuff
3rd: oral
home run: sex
bases for me:
1st: knowing each other's existence
2nd: breathing the same air
3rd: eye contact
home run: speaking to each other
stupid girl in my apush class that i hate so much: wait i thought franklin and teddy roosevelt were the same people
class: wat
stupid girl in my apush class that i hate so much: isn't teddy another name for franklin? like will and bill?
class: ...
The only difference between now and before is I’m not waiting around for you anymore. It’s so easy to be content it’s actually making me wish I had done it earlier. The only time it’s difficult is when I’m trying to sleep or I see your face. Other then that…I’m doing pretty well.
I miss Vincent
oma: What did you learn?
me: uhh
oma: That life sucks?
me: Yes!
oma: -.- I was being sarcastic
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Anonymous asked: so you dont like korean girls?
I never realized this before, but I find it strikingly unattractive when girls start speaking Korean (.~.)
If people ask if you’re ok and you say no don’t go home and cry about how no one cares about you. You’re a fucking dumbass.
This is actually turning into a joke because of how simple it is
I win
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